Mariah Douglas

I write about nerdity and nudity. Burlesque with Star Wars? Oh yeah. @Playboy @Fodor's @MensHealth @Giddy

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

I used to work with a woman who sent out all-office emails announcing that it was sandal season and we all needed to make sure our feet weren't hideous. Ah, Yelena-- thank you for the wisdom. #Coworkers #nails

[Leanne Yau @polyphiliablog]

If your girlfriend sends you a nude, don’t show it to your wife without asking her. Don’t go overboard with the details of a date if your partner isn’t ready or is just generally unwilling to hear it. #polyamory #glassonion

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

How is it only TUESDAY?

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

I'm writing for @GetMeGiddy about #toxicmonogamy. DM if you have thoughts plz!

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

Compassion is needed here.

[Lidia Terrazas @LidiaTerrazas]

PLEASE HELP: This is Elihana Cruz Torres, one of the victims of the Uvalde massacre. Her dad is incarcerated for a drug-related offense. He received the last letter from her on Friday May 20. Thursday afternoon he found out of her passing and his compassionate release was denied.

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

@lingerie_addict Burlesque! Check out Society of Sin.

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

Agreed-- that dishonesty is seen as preferable boggles my brain.

[primordial pouch🍉 @smileyriley36]

People will swear up and down they could never be polyamorous and then cheat on their partner. It's like "I can date more than one person just not consensually" 🙄

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

@PolyGeeky

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

Yessss

[The Mona Show @themonashow_]

Polyamory Tip: Polysaturation is a thing. Love may be infinite, but your time and emotional energy aren't.

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

@WrkinOnHalf @TAMillennial Ha.
Ha.
Ha.

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

OMG, *this*

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

So, what's the deal when someone you were involved with likes your tweets-- but then doesn't answer a straight-up email?

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

@Author_PCorrell @ArkHorton Those *are* good!

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

#polyamory #ENM

[PaulDouglas @WrkinOnHalf]

So, how often, poly folk, do you get tested?

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

Connected with a guy online-- he'd liked *me* first-- and then he disconnected immediately. Wtf? #polyamory #ethicalnonmonogamy #dating

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

It was so very nice to sleep in my own bed again last night! #vacations

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

I'm not at all sure about this. Airport vendor.

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

Sigh, back to the world of lesser mortals. You've spoiled us, @OceanKeyResort!

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

The further adventures of #keywest #vacationvibes @OceanKeyResort

[Mariah Douglas @halfbuttoned1]

This, however, distinctly does not suck. Omigod, am in heaven, @OceanKeyResort. #vacationmode