Jesse Irving

[Jesse Irving @halfdonutjess]

Is @KFIAM640 possessed right now? I am hearing the exact same news (national) over and over and Gary and Shannon have disappeared?? @iHeartRadio I feel like I’m listening to NPR. No thanks.

[Jesse Irving @halfdonutjess]

⁦@GaryandShannon⁩ if you haven’t heard this already… you will enjoy. This is Bill Engvall’s story about flying with the Thunderbirds. https://t.co/0jKr9Qz549

[Jesse Irving @halfdonutjess]

@iHeartRadio are you serious right now?? KFI should be letting me fall asleep to @coasttocoastam right now. But instead, I’m hearing “you are currently outside the approved area…” NOT COOL

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@GaryandShannon
Eau de PeePee

[Jesse Irving @halfdonutjess]

Hey @GaryandShannon my friend made a great documentary about Slab City! Here’s the trailer:

https://t.co/A7uZ9eYxqI

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@markrahner I had to share… I got married at Vasquez Rocks in 2009, and we brought a small plastic gorn that people posed with. 🤣 I’ll have to dig some of those photos up… #geeks #livelongandprosper

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@iHeartRadio:
1. Fires entire @KFIAM640 local news department.
2. Runs show about “news deserts,” places where it’s hard to find local news.

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It’s that time again! If y’all in California want the best insurance guy ever call my friend Don @insureme ! https://t.co/v4XeWmeDN2 message me for phone number 😁

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@RobArcher I love the alliteration!

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@ConwayShow Horses, boats, and airplanes.

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Just heard it again!

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@THEChrisLittle pretty sure that’s not the first time I’ve heard her say “Mount Badly”… 😆😆😆

[Jesse Irving @halfdonutjess]

⁦@JesusShow⁩ have you heard this wonderful version? 😃 https://t.co/WGX5CPELwK

[Jesse Irving @halfdonutjess]

A haiku for @RyanSeacrest @Ford @iHeartRadio

I don’t want to see
Your short shorts in a Bronco
Or anywhere else.

Cheers!

[Jesse Irving @halfdonutjess]

@MrMokelly To clarify: it’s expensive to get across the country in the sleeper car; it’s still pretty cheap in coach. I go to Colorado in coach often, but spring for the sleeper when I go to the East Coast. I love it!

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@OnHandel I’m a legal transcriber (I transcribe from recordings of depositions, etc.), and I just realized that often, my job is basically a combination of your most unintelligible callers and Conway’s “What the Hell did Jesse Jackson Say?” 🤣🤣🤣

[Jesse Irving @halfdonutjess]

@THEChrisLittle you may have already heard, but… Little Creek and Mount Badly? 🤣🤣🤣
Every weekend I hear some good ones lately! ♥️

[Jesse Irving @halfdonutjess]

@billhandelshow @ForkReporter @amykingvo does it have to be a smart phone? How about a flip phone… makes calls and texts and that’s it.

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@AmtrakAlerts Any clue how long it will take to clear it up?

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