Hannah

[Hannah @halfdownn]

go back to canda

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Welcome to Texas!

[Hannah @halfdownn]

25th amendment this asshole too.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Vance claims Donald Trump has the highest IQ of any president in history:

If you give Donald Trump an IQ test with the other 45 presidents that the United States has had, he'd be either near the top or at the top

[Hannah @halfdownn]

oh. my. fucking. god.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump can't seem to figure out how to put the Medal of Honor on a veteran and decides to tie it instead

[Hannah @halfdownn]

there is no rational counter argument to this. my father always went in the women’s restroom with me if it was empty, and if it wasn’t, he kindly asked for a woman to help/look after me.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

To the women on this app
please be honest:

Would you be comfortable with a father bringing his young daughters into the women’s restroom if it’s completely empty, so the girls feel safe and at ease?

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Which way Texas man?

[Hannah @halfdownn]

tony hinchcliffe is my sleep paralysis demon

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

To recap:
Trump started a war.
Couldn’t win the war.
And now Iran gets $300 billion to stop the war, while we all pay more for gas and everything else.

This is Trump’s “Art of the Deal.”

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Really appreciate the city of Austin letting me know that I was imminent danger from the rain at 2am, 4am, 530am, and 6am!

[Hannah @halfdownn]

imagine excelling tremendously in your career, and on your mind is the sexuality of someone else #UFC250

[Covie @covie_93]

The guy who fired thousands of federal workers and took lifesaving medicine and food from the world's poorest children just became the world's first trillionaire.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[Hannah @halfdownn]

@ArtGreensfield your algorithm is built brick by brick, fyi

[Hannah @halfdownn]

I was actually trying to have a good morning

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Hunter Biden says he would run in 2028 with Gavin Newsom, but only as VP, per TMZ.

[Hannah @halfdownn]

@humanscity @suttonsroller rulla, is this your burner?

[caoimhe @lovinqmount]

you raped a woman so violently that her tampon was lodged inside of her uterus & it had to be removed with forceps. shut the fuck up

[Congressman Robert Garcia @RepRobertGarcia]

If you think California is taking a while to count votes, wait until you hear how long the Trump Administration is taking to release the Epstein files…

[Hannah @halfdownn]

it’s not that complicated. you’re the only one thinking we think only idiots are addicts. no one is surprised by his wittiness, he’s always been this way

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots

[Hannah @halfdownn]

sleeps through everything but his incoherent tweets

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Bryce Mitchell reacts to Sean Strickland being banned from the UFC White House event:

"I'm not surprised at all. We ought to be able to criticize our own nation, let alone a foreign nation.

[Israel] is the only nation you're not allowed to criticize. Something's gonna change, because evil empires don't last forever."

(via @mmamania)