𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭

''ᴛᴏʟʟᴇɴ ɪ ʟû. ɪ ᴄʜᴀɪʀ ɢᴡᴀɴɴᴀʀ ɴᴀ ᴠᴀʟᴀɴɴᴏʀ. sɪ ʙᴀᴅᴏ, ɴᴏ ᴄíʀᴀʀ.''
(вι, мαlє lєαη·мs/мν·sмυт ιη ∂мs·21+·ᴍᴅɴɪ fan acc)

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

"αh ím, ú-'єrín vєlєth lîn?"

>ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴏʀ ʀᴘ
>sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs/ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ
>18+ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ
>ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ
>ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ
>#ˢᵖᵃʳʳᵒʷ
>ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʀᴛ?

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

😏

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

😁

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

. . . . perhaps you need to do it to him more often, meleth-nîn.

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

about pegging?

. . . . do you not do that enough to him?

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

what an interesting topic of conversation this morning.

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

why are you talking about Sauron's rear end?

[𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙻 . @silvernbijou]

yes, my lord? 😇

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

celebrian. . . .

[𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙻 . @silvernbijou]

IT WAS JUST A QUESTION !!

like if he’s going to have it out, it should be thick, that’s all 😇

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

good to see lindir is socializing.

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

you flatter me, my dear.

[𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙻 . @silvernbijou]

says the most handsome elf lord in existence ~.

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

and looking beautiful as ever.

[𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙻 . @silvernbijou]

the elf queen is still abed this morn.

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

jaskier? oh for certain.

(and off to frolick in the gardens they go~)

[𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙻 . @silvernbijou]

mmm, absolutely. do you think he’s lurking already?

( body against the lord’s as they walk, a mischievous grin on her face ).

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

🫩

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

the gardens are a *lovely* place to. . . . smell the flowers—

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

😏

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

(he raises a brow, but there's a chuckle that leaves him.)

I suppose we should hurry along then, that way he has something to stumble upon.

[𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙻 . @silvernbijou]

oh, we absolutely shall ….

and there may or may not be a certain bard who will happen upon us.

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

no, because i can't get pregnant.

[𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐔𝐈𝐋 @DIVlNEPROWESS]

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do you find yourself peeing on your kingdom's produce often , lord elrond .ᐣ
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[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

shall we?

[𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙻 . @silvernbijou]

oh, indeed …. a much closer look, hír nín.

[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

how do you not know this.

[𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐔𝐈𝐋 @DIVlNEPROWESS]

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[𝓔𝓵𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓭 @halfelfperedheI]

//elrond is a healer, so i have some knowledge of medieval medicine for the role 🤣

[𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 𝕽𝑯𝑨𝑬𝑵𝒀𝑹𝑨 @crownedinflames]

/ i should do more researh into medieval medicine fr

[𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 𝕽𝑯𝑨𝑬𝑵𝒀𝑹𝑨 @crownedinflames]

/ me googling and damn it really was a thing in medieval times. barley or wheat.