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We make magic. Home of HEX-AID, Tightwands, and They Might Be Half-Giants! Find Owl Delivery Postage at

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We knew there would be some magic at SCA. It takes the form of The Hay Bale of Complete Healing. And ice cream. #NNLFK

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@tmbg , do you want to borrow an accordion?

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We found a few witchos and wizzos among all the Mandos at the @lawrencelibrary LPL Con to share samples of @USOwlPost tonight. We're pro this con!

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We're on a voyage of discovery at #nnlfk, thanks to @vanteaux https://t.co/jHt5GQZe7o

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Mental soundtrack at #nnlfk

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We're on a staff outing to learn about Uncle Buck Astronomy at #nnlfk

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Mega-pleasers for any Superb Owl party:
- Bowl o' Vole
- Snake Sliders
-Guaca-moles
-Cheddar Ale Swoop
-Squirrel Tips
-Lil' Croakies
#SuperbOwlSunday #owls

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@ExogeologyRocks Bag of beef

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I can always tell I will become good friends with someone if they are never too grown up to look for magical portals to other worlds.
(art by Katsuo)

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Q: What kind of sandwich do you eat when you've been ghosted? A: Boo-loney

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Popsicle season is over, but we're keeping the jokes coming to you in Halloween packages of Beez-Its candy! 1/2

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@alyankovic This news sucks. And blows.

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@Emilferrisdraws What about fuckery?

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@obviousplant_ Thanks to @leverus for making this a little more creepy

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If this is the end of the Elizabethan Era, what's next? The Chuckening?

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Haven't watched The Sandman yet. Hopefully they'll make good decisions regarding casting John Dee.

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We're so proud of our home state today!

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A historic turnout in Kansas has prevented conservative lawmakers from amending the state constitution to remove abortion rights.

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Tonight's battle: illegal neighborhood fireworks vs. Fiesta Musical, turned up loud on @kkfi901fm . The prize: the sanity of one terrified hound

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COME ON, @NPR. THIS is your top story?

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Most popular 2022 white elephant gift at IRS non-office staff parties? If you know, you know.