Hunt.

I used to rule the world.
Lovable asshole.
Betty White's #1 fan.
Eater of Goldfish Crackers™.
Honorary Little Rascal.
#OutsidersNeverDie.
CCU '18 Alum.

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Alright, who is the jokester that downloaded every single Naked Brothers Band song to my phone when I wasn't looking.

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@garrett_cob Ain't that the truth 🙌🏻

[⚡️ Soul ⚡️ @Soul_StormOP]

They treating this dude like he’s Portgas D. Ace

[matt @MattsBestTweets]

If my three year old nephew calls me "uncle poop" again tomorrow I'm going to ruin thanksgiving for everyone

[Arnie Niekamp @misterarnie]

Fuck it, I’m going to take everything for granted this year.

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@BayyBayy17 I like my sootcase

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

JAX 6 - 52 DET
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1088th unique final score in NFL history.

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

DET 47 - 9 DAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1087th unique final score in NFL history.

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

[Hunt. @halfgone_]

@VRTLPROS I went to a shindy out in the boonies of NC at a tiny church. It ended with a shoot surprise wedding that only the bride and groom knew about. It was a very awkward experience.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

NO 44 - 19 DAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1086th unique final score in NFL history.

[jos @josiahhughes]

i just saw a chilling video from Springfield. a man speeding home from work found a glowing green uranium rod in his trousers and threw it out his window, nearly hitting a skateboarding boy with it.

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think

HARRIS: not true.

TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

Truly enjoying these final hours believing my fantasy teams are unstoppable.

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@MaxwellBoards I remember the first time that I heard of Jungle Boy was when you hyped him up on an episode of RBR way before AEW was even a thing. I've been a fan ever since.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

[Nimble @NimblewNumbers]

Me: saying goodbye to my wife at the start of football season

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@BayyBayy17 Can confirm

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@BarstoolCCU 130i. 8am didn't help

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

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