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@RetroNewsNow

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@Cheflorarecipes Don’t forget the three shots of insulin ten minutes after eating.

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@AnnieAgar Eagles fans say ‘Hold my beer.’

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@RealGlenMacnow

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@phillysport It’s a Marcus Hayes article.

So it must be true. 🤥

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@BarstoolGruden @DKSports Fuck you Gruden, you racist MAGA piece of garbage.

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@PollTracker2024 Won’t save his alcoholic ass from a prison cell.

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@RowdyJoseph1 @Vantien0802 You can thank your hero Ronald Reagan for shutting down most of the mental health facilities in this country, you MAGA jackass.

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@JeffMcDev Was at that game.

Thought for sure after Duce’s TD we were going to the Super Bowl.

But when McNabb’s pass was picked by Barber I was out of my seat and headed down the ramp of the Vet.

To this day I’ve not seen Barber in the end zone.

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@PlisskenPatriot And you’re too stupid have an opinion.

But that’s OK, the adults in this country will start down the road to fix things a week from Tuesday.

Buckle up, Buttercup.

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@RealTomPowellJr This country would not be in the position that we find ourselves in today if there were a mandatory intelligence test requirement when registering to vote.

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@gentrywgevers Fuck you, fuck your zombie fake ‘Jesus’, and fuck every Republican.

This country never WAS, is not NOW, and never WILL be a ‘Christian nation’.

You’ll see our righteous anger be demonstrated next Tuesday.

Strap in motherfucker.

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@KatieMiller Did Steve Bannon eat cream cheese out of your asshole?

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@HankDesmondPhD If you’re going to continue to be a good parody account get your facts straight.

Cheesecake Factory didn’t even exist in 1977.

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@Vantien0802 White privilege.

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@Baloney_and @EchoesofWarYT You’re a fucking idiot.

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@Espngreeny

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@unusual_whales Yeah this isn’t concerning at all. 👀

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@GEP_RAY More fake shit. Yay.

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@luke075607 @Vantien0802 She’s a white woman you racist fuck.