Mar

Real pirates don't say yarrr, they say marrrr. || @simbathelab

[Mar @halfmar]

Got that 5G chip yo. Can we get a vaccine against anxiety too though, that would be real cool.

[Mar @halfmar]

This hits hard... real hard. My heart is broken. RIP Naya... 😔

[Mar @halfmar]

If anyone ever wonders how special and close the dog community on IG is... A friend of us, a young dog mom, passed away on Saturday, and several IG friends are going to her funeral. Some have to take the plane to get there. Honestly, if I was less far away I’d go too..

[Mar @halfmar]

Happy 14th Birthday Sam! 🥳♥️

[Mar @halfmar]

I don’t even care too much about Oranje’s loss yesterday because the biggest loss of the entire tournament is the respect lost for some I once admired. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Mar @halfmar]

WE WON EUROVISION I CANT 😭♥️🇳🇱

[Mar @halfmar]

The Division 2 is amazing man. 🥰

[Mar @halfmar]

Happy birthday to my man Simba! Can’t believe you’re 4 already. Stop growing up so fast, bud! 🙈

[Mar @halfmar]

@OJustgonameless Wooo I’m glad it got there in time!! ☺️ Merry Christmas! 🎄

[Mar @halfmar]

Just brought 107 Christmas cards to the post office. 🙃

[Mar @halfmar]

In a way, you sort of are prepared to lose some of your IG canine friends eventually. But never the humans behind it... It hits way harder than you’d imagine.

[Mar @halfmar]

Black Ops 4 is amazing. That is all.

[Mar @halfmar]

Super Simba 👊🏾💥😎

[Mar @halfmar]

@OJustgonameless It weirds me out way too much.

[Mar @halfmar]

Just found out who Chloe Bennett is dating and it messed me up big time. I can never watch Agents of Shield the same way again.

[Mar @halfmar]

Played some Fortnite tonight and one squad mate asked another how old he was. When he said 19 the other kid who was 15 was impressed he was that “old”. Okay then. 😂

[Mar @halfmar]

Today my dog got stuck under a cupboard door in the kitchen. I was close hulk smash the door out. But luckily he calmed down and we found a better solution. Never a dull moment... 😅

[Mar @halfmar]

Happy 13th birthday Sam. Love your little grey senior snout. 😘🎉

[Mar @halfmar]

Love it when people let me know they see or a hear a plane. 😎

[Mar @halfmar]

Friends lost their entire home due to the fires in CA, and my heart absolutely breaks for them. They lost everything, but at least they all got out in time.