🤙Clint Newlan🤘

Nihilist with FOMO

[🤙Clint Newlan🤘 @halfmonk]

@hspaceinvaders

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@RogerMarshallMD I can confirm that I am a KS resident and I am ashamed to have you as our senator. If you can’t handle a town hall with your constituents you should resign.

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@dubfuq Don’t forget the $$$

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@katie_cammm Whaaaaaaaat?

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Things I never thought I’d say as a parent: No samurai swords on our walk!

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@Dansting @Whataburger In-N-Out because I’m a coastal elitist.

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What’s with all of these low snaps? #AFCChampionship #ChiefsVsRavens

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@theSMSD WHAT WEATHER?

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Nonono, not Rice

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@hspaceinvaders

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@TVietor08 Didn’t Putin invade Ukraine to rid them of nazis..?

[HIGH_BP @KKiwiblack]

@InternetH0F

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@wallacewilson

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Couldn’t Cologuard come up with a better box that say’s “definitely not poo” on it to alleviate a little of the shame when you drop it off and make eye contact with the UPS person… asking for a friend obvi… #GettingOlderSucks

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@katie_cammm Karlton is pissed and whining… haha

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Drinking game every time they show her on the screen or talk about her…

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@hspaceinvaders you on threads yet? I ain’t paying to troll you.

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@messedupfoods @hspaceinvaders, @DavidColgan1 getting ready to pod

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@katie_cammm …or Arrested Development.

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