@gimmethtbecki Last time @katekeister4 tweeted @kfc when they wronged us and we ended up with some free food but like I just wanted Mac and cheese yesterday so bad. #stillbitter
Kate: thank you
Me: that’s not how we say ‘thank you’ in this family.
Kate: Mahola. That’s now how we say ‘family’ in this Ohana.
...we’ve been in Hawaii too long 😂
Yesterday while drunk texting, the lady I nannied for told me she had to wait for kids to sleep to play tooth fairy and my response was: “fuck the tooth fairy”
🤦🏽♀️