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Product and UX Designer. Front End Engineer. Music Maker. Strong affinity for all things cute.

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@LilNasX I'm loving #MONTERO and listening on repeat. You and your team are amazing!

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update: i stopped using it many months, i forgot the app existed on my phone.

cool.

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I made a mastodon account in hopes of eventually shucking my ties to giant corporate surveillance.

I'm @[email protected] (I wish I had joined https://t.co/ZJ9msVY344 though, but I had no idea what I was doing when I signed up!)

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update: i migrated to a different instance. i'm now @[email protected]

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@davidonionball i found you from searching for that one cool computer from that black mirror episode. i'm gonna go back to lurking, but just wanted to say hello and share my burning desire for that damn imaginary workstation.

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Did you know that a simple house fire can lead to the homelessness of an 81-year-old woman?

That woman is my grandma.

Please help.

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@elonmusk @JeffBezos @BillGates @larryellison @MikeBloomberg

I will believe in benevolent billionaires if you help my grandma.

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@elonmusk @JeffBezos @BillGates @larryellison @MikeBloomberg

I will believe in benevolent billionaires if you help my grandma.

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Grandma desperately needs to raise at least $10k to fix her burnt and burgled house. Really wish I had the clout to ask a #millionaire or #billionaire to sprinkle a little cash on this.

Would make the difference between #homelessness and dignity.

https://t.co/UJLGcoKXwz

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@JamesTurnerYT Saw this news article about the skinniest house in London and immediately thought of you @JamesTurnerYT https://t.co/3OQYLFqekl

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(🙏 space god 🚀 @elonmusk 🚀 plz help)
#fire #gofundme #grandma

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grandma's house caught fire yesterday. can anyone in the twitterverse help my grandma fix her fire-damaged house?

https://t.co/zrBUBYinNk

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@AMC_TV So my mom really wanted to watch #ADiscoveryOfWitches season 2 premiere tonight, but @DIRECTV is giving errors up the wazoo and customer support is also confused.

[Sara Soueidan is on Bluesky @SaraSoueidan]

CSS is beautiful.

CSS is powerful. Just the way it is.

Put the time and effort in and you may "get" CSS _at least enough_ to not hate on it.

Sincerely,
A front-of-the-front-end developer.

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@ansupersaiyan Everyone does, ma'am.

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@ansupersaiyan Ma'am. He is my brother and I love him, but YOU are the one carved by angels.

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@girldevelopit looks like your website expired?

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@clagnew Nope! Got any ideas? (I don't check twitter often, as you can see ... just now checking!)

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#ux #research twitter, please help. I need questions in a survey to create a "self generated identifying code" that keeps things anonymous but allows tracking data over time.

It's a small group (~15) and birthdate won't do.

Thanks!

Maybe ✨ @clagnew ✨ will know? (HI!)