✨tastefully married✨

who cares, just read the tweets

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

I FINALLY got to meet a sloth and I am so so happy

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

I bet not one Trumpy had bad feelings about Bad Bunny when he was in Happy Gilmore 2 as a caddie…
#badbunnysuperbowl
I can’t wait to see his performance!

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

Nothing better than volunteering to make something at a church function and then someone swaps your Dutch oven lid for theirs and now you have a lid that doesn’t fit and no one will cop to it. Last time I take anything to a function.

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

@btonkardr @elliothoyte Best bronco family out there!

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

HAHA. One of the many reasons people cannot catch a freaking break. Bundle our home and auto ins. Haven’t made any claims, pay in full to get the cheapest, etc.

Auto up $487.90
Home up $617.00

No change in coverage. $1,104.90 more. $92.08 extra a month. Required. F in the chat

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

The rage in which I feel for Trishelle and C.T. for banishing sweet MJ. Literally F off you selfish pieces of crap. Also y’all’s relationship is weird af, if I was either of your spouses I’d be sus #Traitors #traitorsus

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

#RealestPersonOnEarth

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

@hailey_tubadiva I hate this for you so much. A wedding is a wedding, what’s important is you found each other and love each other, and that should always be celebrated!! People suck

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

@hailey_tubadiva This is good stress!!

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

@hailey_tubadiva Get it girl!!

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

Okay my fav part of say yes to the dress is where they “jack” the bride up and suddenly the family who was like “it’s too busy, it’s not flattering” suddenly is like “omg that’s ur dress!!” are people really that stupid and we’re able to trick them with veils and belts???

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

@hailey_tubadiva They aren’t that great honestly!!

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

My husband messed up trimming his beard so he had to clean shave it and I forgot what a baby face he has. He looks 10 years younger and I feel like a robbed the cradle

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

@baileymeyers Daiquiri. Pronounced it da-queer-y

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

@hailey_tubadiva I love this so much!! 💕

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

Newest family member. His name is Biscuit 🥰

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

@bradmcmurdie Cabinet building facility

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

@hailey_tubadiva I feel like I can’t accurately say yes or no but I think as long as it’s worn with respect I’m sure it’s fine! That’s very loose but there it is LOL

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

@sparklightcares Called and verified, any update on the issue?

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

I am horrified, heartbroken, and terrified of what’s to come. #AbortionIsHealthcare

[✨tastefully married✨ @halfpint_Hess]

@kaleniewienie It depends truthfully on whether if I have a mild sniffle or something of the like, I wear one. Or if it’s packed, and sometimes I wear it so people can’t see my face 🤷🏼‍♀️