halfrhymes

the world's worst wordsworth

[halfrhymes @halfrhymes]

Aussie Rules Padel

[📸 @THINGEO]

A game of padel anyone

[halfrhymes @halfrhymes]

This is literally the end of Uncut Gems

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction.

(Source: magictourclub/TikTok)

[halfrhymes @halfrhymes]

I actually really enjoyed his performance and find him extremely likeable but fuck me is this description ever accurate.

[alex is game of thronespilled @bigsuitfilms]

can’t stop thinking abt the tweet that said harry styles thinks he’s david byrne bc you can tell he was aiming for that corporate non binary autistic vibe and he ended up looking like if spongebob the musical was an h&m advert

[halfrhymes @halfrhymes]

In a world where Julia Michaels doesn't exist maybe

[lover @bleueleila]

And this once again proves that no one could sing a Selena Gomez song like Selena Gomez

[goma @soigomaa]

Maturing is realizing that La La Land is actually a happy ending
It is not about two people staying together forever, it is about two people meeting at the right time, changing each other's lives, and leaving with more than they came with. Mia became the woman she dreamed of because Seb believed in her, and Seb built the club he always wanted because Mia reminded him not to give up.
Their love was not wasted. It was a bridge, carrying each of them to the lives they were destined for, proof that not every love is forever but every love can mean something. And sometimes the most honest ending is not holding on, but walking forward with gratitude for what was given.

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

Why people sabotage good relationships..

[halfrhymes @halfrhymes]

I thought this was a shitpost but nope - guess that lick was his Pharrell four count

[PEPPERS @WHITEH0TPEPPERS]

architect: we need to build the strongest bridge in the world

lana del rey:

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Fuck a break up. Have you ever met a person you had a brief, but insane, connection with and then the universe was like “oops, wait, sorry that wasn’t actually supposed to happen”? Because it has to me and it sucks

[halfrhymes @halfrhymes]

This delighted me.

[Andre Pagliarini @apagliar]

unintentionally setting myself up as punchline for countless Pagliacci jokes

[Dr Kareem Carr @kareem_carr]

man: i wish to publish

reviewer 2: your paper is no good

man: i'll do anything to improve

reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini

man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

me: “i’m so tired”

also me: *stays up four more hours because it’s the only time no one’s demanding anything from me and the night feels safe and infinite*

[jessi (Literally Just Jessi) @abandonedjessi]

piracy. it's a crime.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

"if I pronounce a word wrong, it's because I learned it by reading," I say through tears as my wife's step son roundly mocks me for saying "The Wizard of Ounce"

[James B @piercepenniless]

Well, now I know how that Labour press aide who saw the EdStone unveiled on TV and stood in the middle of a room and just screamed and screamed felt.

[halfrhymes @halfrhymes]

It's a shame, but from the looks of this and previous actions she appears to lack the political discipline required to be anything other than a frustrating liability to this movement.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

pitching a mr. bean prequel limited series to netflix that ends with him losing his wife and taking a vow of silence

[judas 🐾 @chappellbrina]

wuthering heights starring margot robbie and jacob elordi featuring charli xcx on the soundtrack is kinda the matcha dubai chocolate labubu of film

[Ibrahim Suleiman @edomalo]

So far, this is the best take i have heard on this issue.