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there was a time when I found myself funny, but you have proven me wrong today, thank you --
she/her

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@_rebecca_la type your text and hold the send button

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do u guys think when theres a new Carrie actress they're scared the public is gonna be like "YES. finally! a book accurate Carrie." and then have to live with knowing that means the public thinks they're overweight and homely

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#MyXAnniversary

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can someone please PLEASE tell me that they also saw the tiktok of the girl who was real life Stan-ing Eminem and only called him Marshall and talked about how she was so in love with him she couldn't handle it?? her @ had to do with the detroit lions but she went private 😭😭

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@larainenewman not closing doors. people will hurry out of the house or their car and just leave the door wide open. or they try to close it once, and it doesn't stay closed, so they just leave it slightly cracked.

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@mattxiv these made my lips blister 😃

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Shouts to the young lady that brought me this sunflower in Columbus. It made it back to our porch.

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@emilykmay I was in a play once with a friend that was vegan. there was a potluck day where my mom made chili and she made a special pot of vegan chili just for my friend. the friend cried when i gave it to her and called me later crying again about how kind it was🥺

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@janemaco11 look I mesaage them every year and they won't budge

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@janemaco11 nO stop please I've been getting notifications everyday for 6 years

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@alsostephenking @OhItsTaylorrr stop I literally just decided to rewatch season two and I get on Twitter to see this

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@amandabb__ this is why I can't watch Harriet the Spy

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@corntwt what a SCAM

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Gluten-Free Gluttony feat. @thegame

Available everywhere: https://t.co/kokbUXsNtM

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feast your ears on this one yall

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@corntwt I'm always scared the inner part of it has rubbed off and I'm basically just walking around with lip liner

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@levimrtz I always asked my mom but I'd tell her to answer no so I wasn't lying

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sooooo I finished my associates degree?????

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@gr3mlin3m I always put it in there with a bowl of water so it like steams it, good shit