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revolutionary socialist. any/all

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the reasons are pretty obvious but it’s still kinda disheartening and scary

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anecdotally seems like there’s a huge increase in the amount of conspiratorial nonsense the average person believes

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state mandated deodorant in qld NOW

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i am not kidding i just found a park at UQ after ONE HOUR of driving around looking fuck this stupid campus

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what malevolent corporate entity is behind Big Acai

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post rally meeting in a park next to the comicon placidly observed by many brightly coloured anime characters and spidermen

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i was trapped in a loop of corridors that all looked like this and emerged out a door id never even seen before. most normal hartley teakle experience

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side effect of being in a bum degree UQ doesn’t care about is i get trapped in the Hartley Teakle Dimension for at least 5 minutes every week

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the council knows when i’m getting on the bus feeling a little bit nauseous and assigns their most unhinged suicidal bus driver to my route specifically

[jude ☽ @bledtattoo]

me

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got into fight with brother in law recently and he got so mad that i was winning the fight he tried to ask chat gpt how to win the fight in front of me

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seeing people my age do early 2000s nostalgia posting is so awesome. like i KNOW you were literally 3 years old. what could you possibly be nostalgic for. plastic blocks? shitting yourself? get real

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looped the useless hammer loop of my jorts onto the arm of a cafe chair, struggled to detach it and thought to myself wow that probably looked really stupid, sat down and immediately re-looped myself, being gen z is humiliating

[Queensland Socialists @Qld_Socialists]

For some time, Victorian Socialists has had people asking when they are going to establish parties in other parts of Australia. That time has come. Join today at https://t.co/5CTsHYJxzk.

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as soon as you try to sew anything you never stop wanting garment company CEOs to spontaneously combust

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radical redistribution of raffle prizes now (i didn’t win)

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@venom_viv no!! i’ll try to say hello today :))

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everyone has to say hello to me before i leave melbourne. i look like this so you know who to say hello to

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my team of brilliant dedicated social workers is probably (we’ll see) being made redundant because of labor’s NDIS changes and the fucking union won’t stop pestering me to vote labor to protect community and disability workers

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a month ago i sold a paper to a self-proclaimed witch who emphatically said she was going to hex peter dutton’s campaign. i didn’t believe her at the time, and even had a little laugh at her expense. i’m sorry, Witch, i should have never doubted you