the council knows when i’m getting on the bus feeling a little bit nauseous and assigns their most unhinged suicidal bus driver to my route specifically
got into fight with brother in law recently and he got so mad that i was winning the fight he tried to ask chat gpt how to win the fight in front of me
seeing people my age do early 2000s nostalgia posting is so awesome. like i KNOW you were literally 3 years old. what could you possibly be nostalgic for. plastic blocks? shitting yourself? get real
looped the useless hammer loop of my jorts onto the arm of a cafe chair, struggled to detach it and thought to myself wow that probably looked really stupid, sat down and immediately re-looped myself, being gen z is humiliating
For some time, Victorian Socialists has had people asking when they are going to establish parties in other parts of Australia. That time has come. Join today at https://t.co/5CTsHYJxzk.
my team of brilliant dedicated social workers is probably (we’ll see) being made redundant because of labor’s NDIS changes and the fucking union won’t stop pestering me to vote labor to protect community and disability workers
a month ago i sold a paper to a self-proclaimed witch who emphatically said she was going to hex peter dutton’s campaign. i didn’t believe her at the time, and even had a little laugh at her expense. i’m sorry, Witch, i should have never doubted you