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🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The Premier League could give Bruno Fernandes a 3 MATCH BAN ❌

They believe he committed the same offence as Phil Foden and should be punished accordingly 

An apology has already been issued to Manchester City over the incident

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🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Liverpool plan to HIJACK Newcastle’s move for Nico Gonzalez ✅

The player had agreed personal terms with Newcastle but has had his head turned by Liverpool

He is willing to accept a lower salary to secure a move to Anfield

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🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Xabi Alonso has CONFIRMED that Robert Sanchez struggled with his vision ✅

He couldn’t see clearly during the entire match vs Fulham which led to multiple mistakes

And after multiple tests they found he has the hand eye coordination of a toddler

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🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Liverpool have slapped a £100 million price tag on Cody Gakpo ✅

The club feel he showed vs Newcastle that he is the best winger in the league 

Spurs are still pursuing feeling that they are getting a Ballon d’Or level player

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🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Liverpool want to KEEP Cody Gakpo after his performance vs Newcastle ✅

If they don’t manage to sign Bradley Barcola they are happy to have Gakpo as the main option

Liverpool feel he was the best player on the pitch on the opening day

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🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Liverpool have had a bid of £90 million ACCEPTED for Yankuba Minteh ✅

Following their draw to Newcastle, they want to act fast to bring in reinforcements 

Iraiola can’t put himself through watching Rio Ngumoha play off the right again

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🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Liverpool have REJECTED a £120 million bid from Spurs for Cody Gakpo ❌

Liverpool have stated based on the current market he is worth a minimum of £150 million

And having also watched Spurs capitulation vs Brentford, they feel they are in no position to bargain

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🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Liverpool STILL WANT both Bradley Barcola and Ibrahim Mbaye ✅

Liverpool have had several bids REJECTED but plan to keep pursuing the deal

PSG have asked Liverpool to STOP offering Cody Gakpo and Jeremie Frimpong as a part of the deal

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🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Liverpool have ACCEPTED PSG’s €70 million asking price for Ibrahim Mbaye ✅

Liverpool tried to offer Cody Gakpo as part of the deal to get it over the line

PSG have stated they’d be much happier just taking the €70 million

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🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester United are considering SACKING Michael Carrick after loss vs Hull ❌

They didn’t see any positives from the game and are wondering what they did during pre season

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🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Liverpool have been left SHOCKED following Araujo’s first training session 😳

There are major concerns over his concentration levels as he struggled within the session

With staff believing it could take him up to 6 weeks to be fully fit