Well I love movie theater popcorn & it loves me & would never betray me so the way that I get a terrible stomachache every single time I eat Popcorn Dinner is surely coincidental.
in the words of ethel cain:
"if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."