Halie Groth

Believer, Wife, Dog Mom, Lover of Ag and People

[Halie Groth @halie_andreasen]

We gave each other a *socially distant* sign of peace at mass today. The world is healing.

[Jim🅱️o @jamesartreynold]

Me: *explaining how, even though it’s Friday, I’m having a burger because the Solemnity of St. Joseph trumps it in Catholic tradition*
The McDonald’s employee:

[Halie Groth @halie_andreasen]

Professors learning to virtually drop confetti when I turn in an assignment on canvas has been the single biggest improvement to my academic career

[Iowa State Athletics @CycloneATH]

We heard it's #NationalStickerDay! To celebrate, we want to give 🔟 lucky Cyclones a sticker pack. RT for the chance to win!

[Halie Groth @halie_andreasen]

The Olympics called and said I need to keep practicing

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

I’ve gotten a lot of bad advice in my career and I see even more of it here on Twitter.

Time for a stiff drink and some truth you probably dont want to hear.

👇👇

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

LET’S GO GIRLS!

[Trent Marshall @trentjmarshall7]

Honestly rude that none of my family members are chiropractors

[Tomi Obaro @TomiObaro]

Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because I’m a decent human being

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

You won’t take a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it? Real quick, name all the ingredients in a Pop Tart

[milk webkin @berthaslayson]

if I see another nose hanging out of a mask......

[Halie Groth @halie_andreasen]

@ortgiesen_g Good one, Gar

[Joan Ruskamp @JoanRuskamp]

We have the numbers showing since 1977 we are producing the same amount of beef with 33% less cattle. In 1975 air travel was 119,591 million miles then in 2019 it was 754,300 million. That's just aircraft not vehicles. Climate concerns? It's not the cattle. #wednesdaywisdom

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there is a pumpkin. on the neighbor’s porch. that did not have a face yesterday. but today they have a face. that is spooky. and i will be avoiding it

[Halie Groth @halie_andreasen]

Welcome to Twitter, Mom

[Cheryl @Cheryl82033681]

@halie_andreasen so you get this?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19.

(Source: @realDonaldTrump)

[Halie Groth @halie_andreasen]

@emily_putze @CortevaUS 💪🏼💪🏼

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the first crunchy leaf of the season. just fell in the yard. i will go taste it. to determine how spooky. things are about to get