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like disco super fly

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The universe: you can finally release this emotional pain you've felt for years

Because you're going to get a new kind of emotional pain that makes the old shit look weak af

Me: thanksssss

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Yk when you have a sudden mental breakthrough in the middle of taking the trash out and start crying in the driveway

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Tough loving myself is a new level of inner work I didn't know I needed.

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The universe sending me pop quizzes but I'm a C student

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I must genuinely enjoy fucking up my life

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@GovWhitmer on the st Joseph river!

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@katiehannigan will always be better than regretting having children

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when you're on day 3 of executive disfunction and now you're spring cleaning plans have caused a depressive episode 👍

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child in his bassinet: 😃
child the moment I pick him up:😴

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@UberFacts the brave little toaster

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Rhys just repeated his first cuss word
"what the fuck!" 🤷🏼‍♀️

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as a Michigander, I have to keep an eye on @IwriteOK plans for the great lakes @bastardspod

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my son has to listen to doc every morning #SpotifyWrapped @DrDisrespect

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good luck to the ones going back home for the holidays who inevitably will receive a "I aways had a crush on you" dm.
don't let the dude who topped out in hs sucker you into staying in that hellscape any longer than contractually obligated by family guilt

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I think Pat Sajak fuckin hates wheel of fortune

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how's the first day alone with the children going?
well the 2yr old just dumped 3oz of breast milk onto the carpet I was vulnerable feeding the baby

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I'm producing 2 liters of milk a day. what the actual fuck

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Bessy's back in business 🐄 🥲

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Amazon got nothin on me. I got that package delivered in 2 hrs 💪

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can't tell if I'm having contractions 🙃