HΔLIE

mizzou made • teacher • concert junkie

[HΔLIE @haliepyluhh]

Today, I kicked a ball back to the student who dropped it. It was actually the class pet in his hamster ball and I mortified the children. 🙃

[HΔLIE @haliepyluhh]

Not buying this poster in 2023 has haunted me ever since. What can I do to get one in the year 2026?

@Broadside_ @honeyrevengeca @TheHomeTeamNW

Got a high res file? I will pay you and print it myself? Plz plz help 😭

[HΔLIE @haliepyluhh]

I love the elder emo working at the car dealership this Friday morning. Have heard:

Sugar, We’re Goin Down
All The Small Things
Dear Maria, Count Me In

[HΔLIE @haliepyluhh]

Well, yes

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Rolling Stone has named From Under The Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy as one of the 250 Greatest Albums of the 21st Century.

[HΔLIE @haliepyluhh]

Everyone has the same artists in their Spotify Wrapped this year. Yawn. 🥱

[HΔLIE @haliepyluhh]

Tim & Mayor Pete in 2028, pleeease.

[Josefine @josefine_wi]

I’m sobbing😭💔

[cat ♡ @catssillyworld]

WHY DID SHE DELETE THIS?! she is spitting facts

[Big MO @bigmodrum]

did this mf just say boochies and shakespear

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The Chiefs to every team in the league for letting them get Xavier Worthy:

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

me: stop stanning politicians. they aren’t pop stars or influencers. they are civil servants to be strategically supported and, when necessary, held accountable.

also me: i want tim walz to be my dad. i want him to be my real dad in real life.

[HΔLIE @haliepyluhh]

Give it to meee

[Rock Sound @rocksound]

. @Disney have announced a brand-new album featuring a selection of Disney hits reimagined by iconic alternative, rock, and pop-punk bands.

https://t.co/zOuAluYzLc

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

When the Impractical jokers made this mans day

[culture @notgwendalupe]

17 years ago, paramore released 'misery business' https://t.co/ghLAdSU8E8

[HΔLIE @haliepyluhh]

Grams and Pops

[ethan !!! @slimeguyethan]

why do white people always have the weirdest names for grandparents wdym youre gonna go see oompa and booger

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

oh, we’re just gonna “play it by ear?” [starts sweating] we aren’t making a reservation? [gnawing at fingernails] oh, we don’t even have a restaurant picked out? or a general time? we’re just gonna “see what the vibe is” day of? [begins bashing head into wall] no, im chill :)

[45mice @45mice]

Ohio State really brought a bitcoin scammer to give the commencement speech to promote bitcoin, slightly shit on antidepressants, and sing the “hey hey hey what’s going on”, then promote his business. The fuck is this 😅never seen someone booed at graduation

[Justin Kirkland @justinkirkland4]

Everyone criticizing Princess Kate’s photoshop job needs to calm down. She’s going through so much right now—for example, she’s dead.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your popular friend runs into someone they know

[ANYA 🎣 @wind_chim]

a girls favorite place is sitting half an hour in her car

[mac dawg @macycan]

How I’m spending my day fr #WhereIsKate

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

when you get a connections category with something completely different than the prompt