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🐆 probably watching real housewives • 444 ♐️

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

When multi-million dollar companies ask me to make a donation at the register.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Every night

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

ㅤ

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Making two geriatrics argue in front of the entire country at 9PM is diabolical

[PROVOCATEUR @sighjunwa]

if you ever lose me in the club, i’m out back smoking a blunt w this bitch

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Apple is so fucking stupid for not reissuing this.

[h a l i @halijordanwill]

Paige never misses. Said what needed to be said to West!! #summerhouse

[h a l i @halijordanwill]

I know this is going to be unpopular but even through all of the poor decisions Carl made handling the situation, Lindsay is still HARD to talk to. She’s always defensive and has a guard up. I couldn’t imagine trying to have a “hard”, productive conversation with her #SummerHouse

[h a l i @halijordanwill]

@realityvonteats Agreed! And I’m a HUGE Paige fan. But I think she’s over thinking planning the steps out a little too much 😆

[h a l i @halijordanwill]

@Lizz_Biff_ Exactly!!!! And people saying “Kyle was pouring his heart out last week” she’s emotionally unattached. They don’t need to work together and that is HEALTHY AND OKAY to say!! 🙏🏼

[h a l i @halijordanwill]

Once I figure out you’re a liar, that’s a wrap 🤞🏼