alyssa

my name’s not really alyssa

[alyssa @halithurston]

took out my lip ring and i think i lost my personality

[alyssa @halithurston]

when i said i wanted a break i was thinking more like a fun vacation not forced to sit in my room after a car accident with a concussion

[alyssa @halithurston]

i’m so down bad for jack harlow he could hit me with a car and i wouldn’t be mad

[alyssa @halithurston]

my dad got a dog almost a year ago that i had no idea about and hearing things like that just really make me miss home sometimes

[alyssa @halithurston]

the “mom” bit in my stand has gone too far

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my instagram message requests is a weird place to be

[alyssa @halithurston]

one of my baristas asked me if i’m still single because all my brain capacity is taken up by secret menu flavors and now i’m quitting

[alyssa @halithurston]

i tried meditating for the first time tonight and just started uncontrollably crying?? i will NOT be doing that again

[alyssa @halithurston]

@AsapJarlow no edge

[alyssa @halithurston]

every time things are going good i’m always waiting for the other shoe to drop and let me tell you, that shit always drops :))))))

[alyssa @halithurston]

when you pick up a couple of strays and now you’re ✨attached✨

[alyssa @halithurston]

forget “independence” we’re celebrating international caesar salad day

[alyssa @halithurston]

last time i saw my mom was about 5 tattoos and one lip piercing ago so wish me luck

[alyssa @halithurston]

who let broista abby in my shop

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@fuckTeeJ literally

[alyssa @halithurston]

context i just got a wart frozen off so i have a big blister on my knuckle…this bartender just said “what happened to you roller derby fight?” so i jokingly said “yeah” & he was like “i knew those were roller derby thighs. i’ve been under some of those before” i hate it here

[alyssa @halithurston]

the most normal situations give me the worst social anxiety. the grocery store?? the place literally everyone has to go to if they want to eat?? panic attack in the parking lot

[alyssa @halithurston]

“emergency” the drama

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@brettthurston3 so grown🥲

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@brettthurston3 i don’t wanna talk about it

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literally rolled out of bed to meet the police at the stand cause the alarm went off last night & when i got there i found an unfortunately attractive cop waiting & to make it worse he looked at my car which still has beef girl written on it & goes that’s an unfortunate nickname