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I seen it! You’re fond of me lobster!

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Is anyone still being sold PPI, or we done with that now?

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@ZombieFanDan @marthawright06

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@jaythechou @paddingtonbear @marthawright06

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Ugh. I haven’t showered since last year.

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@ZombieFanDan @FandomWire I cannot wait!

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Uh oh.

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Thanks for a good year @americanutopia

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Martha: Is that Tom Hiddleston?
Tom Hiddleston:

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@ZombieFanDan @filmdaze @ZombieFanDan One of my absolute favs!

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@marthawright06 Not even this sexy beast?

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My favourite thing about Bullseye is when the contestants lose, the theme tune plays in the minor key.

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If I ever struggle sleeping, I say to @marthawright06 “why don’t they just print more money” and her angry explaining sends me to sleep.

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Hey siri? Play ‘Everybody wants to rule the world’ by Tears For Fears as loud as you can until the end of time please. Thank you siri baby.

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Anyone else have a panic attack at their in-laws’ surprise birthday party? No? Just me? Great! 👍

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@ZombieFanDan @Nibellion Just live next to the waterfall. Problem solved. 😁

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Me, looking forward to a Friday night off work, only for the rota to be changed last minute:

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@ZombieFanDan @horror4kids LOVE IT!

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@ZombieFanDan Nah, she wears it in public.

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Martha is wearing a stripy jumper today. Here’s an accurate representation of what she looks like:

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