Halle Smith

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo

[Feelin Kinda 〽️🅰️💲💶 @hotdogdebicki]

The bean is kind of chicago’s Sphere

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

@emilytckr What about Sarcophagus?

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

@emilytckr Never forget when @trevor_stump admitted he’d go on the Bachelorette to “mourn” you

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

@hotdogdebicki “This is grocery Mase, not nanny Mase”

[Feelin Kinda 〽️🅰️💲💶 @hotdogdebicki]

Smoking
Eating
And littering
Are prohibited
On CTA vehicles

[Feelin Kinda 〽️🅰️💲💶 @hotdogdebicki]

Omw to the regal To see about a glass onion

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

@Andrew_Avila_ Teacher of the year 🫡🫡🫡

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

@hotdogdebicki I personally do not want this

[blake @blakeslun]

chicago really the best city in the world. where else can you drive 56 minutes just to go somewhere 6 miles away

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

@logangintherbro Download Plane Finder and you’ll get it

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

The feminine urge to spend my day off parked outside O’Hare watching the planes from my Plane Finder app

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

@hotdogdebicki You’re so brave for saying it 😫

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

My favorite part about corporate America are the fully stocked first aid kits throughout the office

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

@Andrew_Avila_ NO WAY

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

Yeah I’m running the Chicago marathon today (waiting at Dunkin for my coffee and hash browns)

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

@kierstenwhitee Mutual love of dairy products 🫶🫶❤️

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

I really just want vats of cottage cheese at all times

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

@hotdogdebicki I’m gonna lean into this aesthetic so hard now

[Halle Smith @hallesmith_42]

@logangintherbro It’s the only thing that sustains me truly