halley

running on iced coffee, adderall, + a whole lot of Jesus

[halley @halleybeal]

Do you think football players would still play football if they got paid like regular people? Like they say they play for the love of the game, but if they only made 75k a year instead of over 10mil, would they still play? Maybe they’d be less entitled…

[halley @halleybeal]

Ryan Day in Vegas? Hope he’s not betting on the house… #gobucks

[halley @halleybeal]

There is an 8th layer of hell for the creators of the parking flow in Cleveland on game day. It’s been 42 minutes and we are not parked I could cry

[Brutus Buckeye 🌰 @Brutus_Buckeye]

I thought I ❌ade the field look better 🤪

[halley @halleybeal]

Walmart not taking tap pay in 2025 is diabolical. It feels like I transported back to the 90s and idk how I feel about it 😂😂

[halley @halleybeal]

me literally an hour ago: I hope Liv Morgan never comes back

*Liv Morgan comes back on War Games*

me: 😡🙃🙄💩

our husbands: 🫣🫣🫣

[halley @halleybeal]

head butting a ref and not getting ejected is CRAZY WORK #michigancheatingagain ?????

[halley @halleybeal]

@ZeroSuitCamus @Lisahumason @KyloRenner

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

everything in the world is about sex, except Uno. Uno is about power

[chris @chrisfolse]

if you're cold, they're cold. bring them inside.

[halley @halleybeal]

@maddiiewebb Literally my sister’s old webkinz password is the password for my super private WORK database 😤💪🏼

[halley @halleybeal]

@notgabbyb Joia gonna be famous bb !!!!!!

[Sean 🇵🇸🌺 @2d8mypizza]

Millenials rescued denim from those jeans that had like, a hammer pocket on them and now we are betrayed

[halley @halleybeal]

Look either give us 2 grand or lower gas prices because my jean jacket pocket can only shell out so much cash #sos

[halley @halleybeal]

@saraearleart @shiraisinspired you go girl! also best pens no cap. TUL is superior

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

ur weird as hell if ur one of those people like "i hate cats." whats ur problem bud. they literally have little paws

[halley @halleybeal]

@SMOOTHAS_SYLK perfect opportunity to say “captain von thirst trapp”

[halley @halleybeal]

@LindsayRennick @GraceBaldridge oh my GAWD 😂 this is gold