Halley Griess

Husband, Father, Etc.

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."

[Daniel Darling @dandarling]

And in despair I bowed my head:
"There is no peace on earth," I said,
"For hate is strong, and mocks the song
Of peace on earth, good will to men."

Then pealed the bells more loud and deep:
"God is not dead, nor doth He sleep;
The wrong shall fail, the right prevail,
With peace on earth, good will to men."

[Keith Murphy @KeithMurphy]

That game was drunk. I had no rooting interest and feel exhausted. Baseball reminds us how great it can be. 👏🏻

[greg @greg16676935420]

Three years ago Will Smith was cancelled for slapping someone at the Oscars and now he just hit the game winning home run in the World Series

What a comeback story

[Chris Hassel @Hassel_Chris]

Ok I’ll admit it I’m watching baseball.

[Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell]

Baseball Gods successfully ducking unsatisfying endings to this series (replay review, outfielders running into each other)

[Ben Carlson @awealthofcs]

For all of its faults Twitter remains the best and only place to collectively watch amazing sporting events on the internet

It’s the social media tavern

[Dirk Chatelain @dirkchatelain]

This is amazing but even with an extra hour I can’t do anything more than 15 innings, guys. Just need to document that before the Jays and Dodgers consider something truly nutty.

[John DeMarsico @JohnDeMarsico]

Orion Kerkering's dad crying for an entire inning in his son's MLB debut was one of the coolest moments of the season. I don't care what team you root for.

[Benjamin Watson @BenjaminSWatson]

Indeed. More than a conqueror.

[Halley Griess @halleygriess]

@Sean23Roberts @DrakeADHardin @DrakeBulldogsMB John Michael Hall

[Halley Griess @halleygriess]

@SportsTaxMan Any idea if/how these incentives impact salary caps?

[Spotrac @spotrac]

With a last second play, Mike Evans has surpassed 1,000 receiving yards for the season, locking in a $3M bonus.

He'll add another $666,666 as a Top 10 WR in TDs, and can bag $500,000 per #Buccaneers playoff win

[Pick Six Previews @PickSixPreviews]

It’s my duty to share this every Heisman Day

2009 Defensive Line Stats

• Alabama = National Champions
• Florida = Defending Champions
• Texas = Runner-Up
• Ndamukong Suh = Himself

[Keith Murphy @KeithMurphy]

“The only flag they’re worried about planting is the United States of America flag wherever they landed.” 🇺🇸

Gary Danielson

[Christopher Heady @heady_chris]

The gun Nebraska uses to shoot itself in the foot has unlimited ammo

[Dirk Chatelain @dirkchatelain]

Nebraska's capacity for disaster is infinite.

[Brian Christopherson @Husker247BC]

Love your significant other like Ty Robinson does lead blocking on touchdowns.

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

“He has been there since I was a little boy, throwing batting practice to me every day. This isn't my moment, it’s my dad’s moment."

- Freddie Freeman on running over to his dad after his walk-off grand slam home run to win Game 1 of the World Series

[Halley Griess @halleygriess]

America is the GOAT! 🧵

[America 2100 @America_2100]

America isn't an abstract "idea." It's a nation—a place, a people, and a shared way of life.

It’s our home. And we love it, fiercely.

Tomorrow is our country's birthday. So we're going to tell you 50 things we love about America.

Pull up a chair. 🧵

[Halley Griess @halleygriess]

#GBR