Halley✨

I have learned that there is more power in a good strong hug than a thousand meaningful words ✨

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

Identity theft is not a joke Jim @theofficenbc

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

@emkraut19 Okay if it wasn’t already official it is now.... our boys are twins! Callen always asks for “mommy’s coffee” in his cup and has definitely had a sip or two of iced coffee before 😂😂😂

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

Callen just started saying spooky today... just in time for Halloween! 🎃

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

Fell asleep on the couch last night and Andy legitimately carried me to bed so I don’t know if us working out is making him stronger or me skinnier but either way I’ll take it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

@emkraut19 Found him in the crib with a shirt and no diaper or pants with pee under him 🙄 these boys are giving us a run for our money!

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

A month ago Callen learned how to take his pants off while napping (definitely my kid 😂) and now yesterday he learned how to take his diaper off too....Lord help us 😬

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

70s and sunny earlier this week and snowing today, what the heck April?? Aren’t you bad enough already?

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

Callen started taking a few unassisted steps yesterday and let me tell ya... I AM NOT READY for him to walk 😭

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

Andy and I are both essential workers and thank god we have a private babysitter because idk how other parents are doing this right now since childcare centers are nonessential

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

@emkraut19 Callen does this and it’s the worst! EVERYTIME he throws a fit and I ignore him he starts to “cough” and then when I go to him he laughs 🙃🙃

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

Andy ate my leftover steak from Texas Roadhouse and I think I need to find a good divorce lawyer because this is about to get ugly 😒

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

Mom jokes: as lame as dad jokes but not as funny because we are sleep deprived and delirious 😭😬💤

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

Live look at @OhioStateFB and @UMichFootball fans today 😂

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

We are having a soup and salad potluck at work and I made chili...way too nervous about pulling a Kevin right now 😬

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

Who do I think I am, married with a kid, loudly belting out truth hurts as if I actually put the sinnnnggg in single?!?! 😬🎤

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

Lost all my pregnancy weight plus an extra 7lbs 😊💪🏼 #feelinggood

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

Maternity leave has been a blur of weddings, trips, new friends, and all the baby loving. Thank you summer 2019 for being the best yet, and thank you Callen for being the reason why it was 🥰🥰🥰

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

Hit my pre-pregnancy weight today! ✅ one good thing about being sick your whole pregnancy 😂

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

@nerdilyrages He should be banned for trying to make a hashtag

[Halley✨ @halleymiller3]

My parents are in Punta Cana right now and these are the texts I get....