Halle

it do be like that sometimes

[Halle @halleyvonne]

@kristoferthomas Hot as both genders, got damn

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@CaucasianJames It’s the switch from Birkenstocks to rainbows for me

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@nyahIeea You’re too sexy I cannot🫡

[𝕹𝖎𝖈 𝖆𝖐𝖆 𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖐𝖓𝖎𝖋𝖊🔪 @nicoleondynamo]

me waiting for a forehead kiss

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@NickMelendez69 Of course, how could I have been so blind

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Alcohol store 24/7 didn’t have to add a tomato and onion slices atop a fish but they did. They don’t even sell fish, let alone any solid food but they made this decision.

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I had a math tutor who would cut out and save his handwriting if he thought it looked perfect and would paste it in the back of his notebook. Sometimes I wonder if he’s still doing it. I hope he’s keeping them all.

[So Tired of this Mess 🟦 @DianaMiller5]

The @GOP have whined about "Sharia Law" as a boogey man, when they are ACTUALLY trying to FORCE their own religious beliefs on Americans. What happened to separation of church & State?? Trust me, most of them will never make it to the Pearly Gates.

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CeraVe sounds like someone saying “survey” in an over exaggerated French accent

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Put a cap in my ass - call it a caffeine enema

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Felt cute yesterday

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If your name is Lorraine and you’re a masseuse you should call your business “Feel Lorraine On Your Skin” like the Natasha Bedingfield song

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First album is “Straight to the Fridge”

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Band name: Emergency Wings

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“Butter my biscuit” kind of jazz

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Fuck it - make it a coffee shop too

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Sex shop called Daddy’s lap
When you walk in, a “boing” sound goes off like a bell would in a normal shop

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No matter what kid I have, I better fucking get dance performances put on for me