Hallie Townsend

Jesus is my main🙏🏻

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

Okay that’s it if 2020 doesn’t bring me, a great body, the loml or at least free garlic knots, I’m giving up. Dying my hair red and getting my nose pierced.

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

@arebecomenew @breaaaannaaaaa 👏🏻👏🏻

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

After 10(?) hours of windshield time today you could say I prolly have 3/4 of Morgan Wallen’s new album memorized.

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

@BuschBeer @1c963de1b905434

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

I just want a piece of beef and a beer

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

@emmapkate @JonathanDansel I haven’t been on Twitter in like 4 months so I’m glad I got to make my appearance on a subject like this. I’ll be back in another couple months

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

@emmapkate @JonathanDansel It sounds nasty but if you take a shot of apple cider vinegar it makes them go away 😂

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

@brennacrow16 is the sweetest human🥹she surprised me with lunch and a much needed catch up session ❤️

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

@shes_too_loud I’ll tell Ricky Bobby!

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

shake and bake baby, just shake and bake

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

@nelleyjaynicole 😂😂😂oh my gosh

[Evettexo @Evettexo]

I hope you heal from things no one ever apologized for.

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

@BuschBeer #buschbacon #sweepstakes

[belledozer @shes_too_loud]

I’m your type

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

I don’t think anyone truly understands western Kansas wind. Unless you’ve lived in western Kansas wind. Is it just me or is this worse than it’s been in a few springs?

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

@HannahCress3 I’ll do your dirty work if you do mine 😂I can send friend requests no problem

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

The feminine urge to send a friend request to someone just so you can be nosy. 🤷🏼‍♀️ if you know you know

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

I was today years old when I learned what the mile high club actually was. I guess I thought it was just ppl who lived in Denver. 😂

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

No one really appreciates how much you do, until you stop doing it.

[Hallie Townsend @hallie_jaye]

Me last night : do you have plans for us tomorrow ?
Tyler : no why would I have plans on a Monday.
Me : just wondering if I needed to fix supper or something.
Tyler : well it’s a Monday so I don’t have plans.
* 5 mins later*
Tyler : ohhhh it’s Valentine’s Day huh

[ČÔŁBŸ @patin_colby]

Stuck between “I’m proud of myself” and “I’m not doing enough“.