Hallie Zmroczek

Writer, Improvisor, Wine Podcaster

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

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[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

War is hell. This before and after of Lincoln after the Civil War… https://t.co/83TOEv9lVI

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

Police ask for help looking for man missing since April 2 https://t.co/FWvjE5thiA

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

I'm offering a discount! 25% OFF NOW THROUGH MOTHER'S DAY ON ALL LISTINGS! BUY MOM SOME ORIGINAL ART!
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[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

"Wakey wakey Jam and Honey what the fuck are you okay?" Good Morning World! Check out the newest… https://t.co/jX2wD4AmN0

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

WOW @priceline You need to work on the language in your "Your reservation has been changed" emails to be more HEY ONE OF YOUR FLIGHTS GOT CANCELED. Not clear at all. The entire time I thought it has to do with seat reservations because nowhere did it say canceled. DAY RUINED.

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

Agent Warner sir_charles_of_corgi put together some bad ass briefing about our important mission… https://t.co/WBLaEpiR9q

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

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[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

I'm offering a discount! https://t.co/8VLdAQcqI7 via @Etsy #collagegifts #christmasgifts #oneofakind #etsygifts #oneofakindart #pdxartists #xmasgifts #vintageinspired #vintageart

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

Vacation is 95% asking yourself "Do I have Everything?" #vacation

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

Nooooooo #NotMyPresident #dontruinteddybears #fucktrump #embarrassing #wtfamerica #infomercial

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

Did @MGMGrand really just try to advertise using the #vegasstrong hashtag? I never thought I would say this seriously but #toosoon #tacky

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

When your dog poops in brown fall leaves are you are not looking. Where's Waldo for turds. #whereswaldo #poopprivateeye

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

Thank you @WhitneyCummings for your amazing book!!! Co-dependence chapter is opening my eyes big time!

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

I just backed Save Movie Madness on @Kickstarter https://t.co/LwwS8Ad1el and you should too! #savemoviemadness #pdx

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

Glitter and quinoa must be related because I find them both weeks after I used them. #quinoa #glitter #siblings

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

The tear duct is where eyeliner goes to die.

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?

[Hallie Zmroczek @hallieflash]

When you're like "there is a hair on my grilled cheese"......"jk that's just a really stringy piece of cheese."