every baby at my apartment complex pool is turning to smile or running towards me and this older asian woman just told me it’s a sign i’m pregnant and i’m praying that she’s in the early stages of dementia and that’s not true
my talents as a visionary for viral content is draining because nobody understands my references then two weeks later it’s viral and everybody posting the sounds i was using as vocal stims/captions and it’s soooo funny but when i’m doing it, i don’t make sense
i am sooooo thirsty to go to london to go to this med spa for facial balancing that i really have been trying to convince my friends that it’s the best place to go for my birthday this year