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my hobbies include being insanely attractive, being super hilarious, and being wildly good at rapping. ig: fancykneecap ✨ palestinian 🇵🇸

[hal-uh @hallllllah]

bitch put a faja on under your dress like just try it and get back to me

[hal-uh @hallllllah]

i hate being an adult because why is the doctor that is doing my std screening a man who talks to himself in my instagram dm’s

[daisy @ihatedai]

No nigga can have me thinking that way

[asia ☾ @asiaainterlude]

it deadass hurts me that i can’t have him.

[. @Fimiye]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[da highest priestess @aaslayah]

only bitch page I stalk is mine. I’m the coolest bitch I know fr

[hal-uh @hallllllah]

every baby at my apartment complex pool is turning to smile or running towards me and this older asian woman just told me it’s a sign i’m pregnant and i’m praying that she’s in the early stages of dementia and that’s not true

[hal-uh @hallllllah]

not to be dramatic but i want to DIE when i forget to brush my lashes and i don’t have a spoolie with me

[hal-uh @hallllllah]

i’m an arab woman and a taurus so however expensive you think it is to date me, triple it

[vana. @savanaOVO]

Drake & Chubbs owe me a owl chain if we being honest. I’m so OVO I need that 🤷‍♀️

[hal-uh @hallllllah]

gas prices don’t matter to me cause i’m putting $20 every time and whatever that gets me is what it gets me

[hal-uh @hallllllah]

boob implants should be made out of needoh

[BLOCKIANA @beammeupblocki]

I mute hoes that gotta sub a ngga thru LoverGirl memes on they story like bch jus ask for the vacation or flowers the hell

[hal-uh @hallllllah]

do fish get tummy aches

[hal-uh @hallllllah]

i wish everyone a happy birthday. i’m the facebook notification

[hal-uh @hallllllah]

continuing the immigrant parent tradition of randomly peeling fruit and handing them to my boyfriend’s kids for them to eat throughout the day

[hal-uh @hallllllah]

genuinely going to lose my mind if i don’t get a soft serve margarita soon

[lina @444liina]

sexy today, sexy tomorrow, sexy #forever

[hal-uh @hallllllah]

my talents as a visionary for viral content is draining because nobody understands my references then two weeks later it’s viral and everybody posting the sounds i was using as vocal stims/captions and it’s soooo funny but when i’m doing it, i don’t make sense

[hal-uh @hallllllah]

i am sooooo thirsty to go to london to go to this med spa for facial balancing that i really have been trying to convince my friends that it’s the best place to go for my birthday this year