halle

mermaids are real

[halle @hallllllllle]

pickers are like natures barrette

[halle @hallllllllle]

nothing makes me more uncomfortable than a man in a quarter zip

[halle @hallllllllle]

hey do you wanna get outta here and get some papa johns

[halle @hallllllllle]

i wanted to be on the titanic so bad

[halle @hallllllllle]

people that work at h&r block aren’t real

[halle @hallllllllle]

@HalezThomas surprised these weren’t bebe rexa lyrics

[halle @hallllllllle]

happy leap year

[halle @hallllllllle]

but what if i wanted to date benny blanco

[halle @hallllllllle]

@ScenesFilms

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“there is this really cute boy i found on tiktok that i would love to set u up with” — my mom

[halle @hallllllllle]

two sisters asked me to go home w/ them and a young man told me i’m wearing a lovely shirt. this is marquette baby.

[halle @hallllllllle]

corneal abrasion wednesdays

[halle @hallllllllle]

me too

[say the line narratorjak @hekkiallmo]

finding out people from here are called Yoopers (“UPer”, from Upper Peninsula) pissed me off so bad

[halle @hallllllllle]

bought a 6 pack roll of TP at walgreens n the old man cashing me out asked me if i had company coming over :/

[milt the music man @hthaze]

ripping my heart to pieces with WE'LL ALL BE HERE FOREVER by noah kahan *Album Reaction & Review*
https://t.co/pyHATPJ77B

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Let’s all work less holy fuck work is so annoying conceptually

[halle @hallllllllle]

@pokemonslayer97 not at all :(

[halle @hallllllllle]

can u imagine being a blade of grass when that sprinkler hits

[bear @iamblackbear]

sometimes sending a text feels like hiking runyon canyon

[halle @hallllllllle]

“just start skiing or something. u would be less depressed and like winter more. u just need to get outside”