halli

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

getting so drunk i donated to wikipedia

[yoshitoshi @toshiyosh1]

im listening to my body and its telling me it wants a 10mm bullet straight to the dome

[cosmic @nicotinequeen69]

cigarettes are gross unless you’re hot

[kt🧝🏻‍♀️ @amishescapee]

Doom scrolling? I’m joy scrolling, knowledge scrolling, giggle scrolling.

[ty @tygrswrld]

u get paid n suddenly the sun shines brighter scents smell better food taste better smiles r wider

[໊ @buffys]

only twitter and gulf of mexico are allowed to be deadnamed

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Having 1200 calories of chips and salsa for dinner

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[N @dearvotion]

type of vibe i’m on

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

I have to lock in this week or else they're going to take me

[:3than @itsflanagain]

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

[Missouri Mike @Missouri_Mike13]

I hope everyone leaves milk and cookies out tonight for George.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

u bitches never wanna go on a walk anymore and that’s your problem

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me after i parallel park

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

When the post yap clarity hits

[the macuscript @kenziecoffman]

just filed my own taxes. See y’all in prison