rinona wyder

a bottle of red wine smashed on the tile floor of a grocery store.

[rinona wyder @hallloweeiner]

Howdy or whatever

[sensei 🕷️ @senseispidey]

Bro somebody has to fucking do SOMETHING about domestic flight prices this is RIDICULOUS

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

The real victims are the innocent animals who have no control over how humans have treated their planet and then have to suffer the consequences. What a fucking soul-crushing video.

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I got into it last night about the grocery bill.

I pulled up an old Target order from February 2020.

28 items. $64.50.

Added every single one back to the cart just to see.

$158.30.
Same 28 items. Same store. Same cart.
$93.80 more.

In five years.
We didn’t buy more.
Didn’t upgrade anything.
Didn’t add a single extra item.

Just needed the same things we always needed.

They told us inflation was transitory. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was strong.

Our cart didn’t get any of those memos.
145% increase in five years.

Not one member of Congress has looked at a grocery receipt in decades.

And it shows.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “Don’t tell me to wear a mask.” “Don’t force a vaccine.” “Don’t tell me to stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply. Don’t die.”

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

after my lip liner has rubbed off just stop talking to me

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Lou Diamond Phillips @LouDPhillips]

“When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can’t eat money.”

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

We don’t hate him cause he’s a republican. We hate him cause he’s a pedo, raping, bigoted ass idiot.

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The kids from Sandy Hook should be in college right now.

[blanc @dqveed]

Men be like “If I can't control a woman's body, then I want that body to die.”

[Hans senfuma @senfumahans]

Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a Utopia of peace, unity andhappiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[sai @rebelst4r]

ngl the morning after the strager things finale felt like i went thru a breakup

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Imagine denying children free school lunch while making them read about Jesus multiplying loaves to feed all?!

[Michelle_BYoung @michelle_byoung]

She did NOT steal the diapers but even if she did IT’S NOT A CAPITAL LEVEL OFFENSE or even a FELONY in most states, the threshold is too low. Trigger happy cops playing judge jury and executioner over $50 diapers?!

We say Black Lives Matter because y’all need to be reminded