zuko assuming that iroh was gonna be fire lord when they defeated ozai and iroh being like “no my teenage nephew you must do it” just so he could bum around in a tea shop in a city he used to terrorise
ME: i’m sick and tired of being set upon by the baron’s hounds
HER: Maybe stop hopping the fence into his estate?
ME: sympathy not solutions plz
HER: I’m so sorry, that sounds painful. I know you’re trying really hard to get The Baron’s priceless egg.
ME: it should be MY egg :(