Melissa 🌙

35. Libra. Slytherin. 🐍 beer drinker, foodie, travel enthusiast, thalassophile.

[Melissa 🌙 @halloqween_]

convinced the deepest circle of hell is trying to sleep while someone is snoring.

[Melissa 🌙 @halloqween_]

A+ weekend so far - one day of trav being off so sleep in, lay around in bed, Pizza Hut buffet immediately after getting up, hit the brand new bookstore, day drinks, movie night. And the WHOLE DAY to myself tomorrow bc alone time is important. I actually feel calm for once…🤨

[Melissa 🌙 @halloqween_]

why are men constantly spitting everywhere? is it gay to swallow your own saliva? STOP IT

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Not being able to smoke in at least some bars is so fucking infuriating. Why does everything have to be kid friendly?!

[Melissa 🌙 @halloqween_]

Sex and the City reruns NEVER get old.

[Melissa 🌙 @halloqween_]

made the most raunchy smelling homemade salmon/veg/barley dog food for my girl. I don’t even eat salmon. send prayers to my gag reflex when I have to heat it up for her during a hangover.

[Melissa 🌙 @halloqween_]

making random cocktails with what’s laying around. Strawberry Apricot Red Bull and 99 bananas tastes like a strawberry banana smoothie. 10/10

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I’m so tired of always being tired.

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And i fucking hate anyone that says food is just fuel because it should also be enjoyable and bonding and all the nice things

[Melissa 🌙 @halloqween_]

making a fantastic meal with your partner is so fucking satisfying and fun

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switching birth control because I’m old is super fun, i love blood clots every day. 🫠

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i am so full of hate.

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Snickers ice cream bars are elite, but 100 Grand has to have an honorable mention.

[Melissa 🌙 @halloqween_]

36 year old goth kid here, just now watching The Crow for the first time 😂

[Melissa 🌙 @halloqween_]

i hate the holidays, i am so fucking tired

[Melissa 🌙 @halloqween_]

how did i sleep on downton abbey for so long, I am ASHAMED

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holidays alone as a couple are elite.

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can’t stop thinking about the whisper scene in Wicked, fucking ICONIC

[Melissa 🌙 @halloqween_]

I don’t want to be a functional person today, I want to lay in bed and rot and be sad.

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red beans and rice for dinner is a warm hug in a bowl. feels like I’m back in New Orleans.