michael myers

ol breathin ass [parody]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[heavy breathing]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[that movie about me was fake i am still very much alive.]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[no fuck you]

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

is micheal myers a bottom

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[i got fired.]

[min @fengedmin]

damn theyre just hiring anybody these days

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[why did this get recommended to me. i have more pressing matters than petite gamer girl.]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[i am tired

tired of being the best fucking person here]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[havent heard from laurie in a minute. i hope shes doing terrible.]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[i like this new update. everyone is so distracted, it makes them easy pickings.]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

@skullfacejoey @wClaudetteMorel [when u got a cock this big you gotta spread the wealth]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

@skullfacejoey @wClaudetteMorel [fuckin your bitch. she says hi.]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

@skullfacejoey [wrong head my g]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

@VigoDBD [you should start running.]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[just read the latest patch notes. there was only one thing in it:

michael myers has a fat cock

idk who added that but if its in the notes it must be true!]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

@JulesKnfeLove [and i enjoyed every fucking second of it]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[this is my 2nd favorite time of the year because i get to wear a scarf while i kill you dumb fucks]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[how do they all know how to fix generators with 0 electrical experience? like i kill because it’s easy but sometimes i like to just watch them work]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[are you implying you don’t already do this?]

[joey @skullfacejoey]

okay guys remember todays an important day. if shit goes wrong im eating garbage

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[i felt alive then, and now instead i’m messing with insurance claims over the joey burning down the damn 7/11. adding joey to my list.]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[tbt two days when shit made sense...smh]

[michael myers @hallowedweens]

[god that was great. chasing people in the trials is fun an all but absolutely DOMINATING unsuspecting people? yesssss
general rule of thumb of kill anyone who doesn’t give out full candy bars, not even Im that cruel]