ive got a friend whos a bartender and i go to his place like once a week and he makes me try new cocktails so now im drunk and we’re watching rocketman and he lets me swoon over richard madden and life is so BEAUTIFUL fellas who knew!!!!!!!!!!
the funniest piece of sis lore is still that when i was 20, i started talking to a guy who knew an actor i liked so i could ~sleep my way up~ but ended up falling head over heels for that guy and he broke my heart 😃
getting to ride the bus for free cos the driver has a crush on you is all fun and games until you're the only one left and he doesn't open the doors cos he wants "to get to know you" (okay it was still fun and games, he was very sweet and respectful but MAN)
?????? i told this man - someone i actually considered a friend, mind you - a couple days ago that i was stressed bc moving n shit and this is his response???????? jail
im embarrassed to say that it happened again fellas a guy i thought i was really good friends with told me he didnt wanna hang out with me anymore unless we start fucking brb having a little cry cos is being friends with me really that bad? damn bro