while you’re shaving and exfoliating your entire body and life for your tinder date tn he’s showing ur profile to the other line cooks at work and saying “she’s not really my type” and then opening up his ex’s facebook and saying “but she is”
logging back on after two geological ages to ask if anyone knows the name of that twitter webcomic about two girls in love and one of them is brunette and stoic and kind of mean and the other one is blonde and drools a lot. please. i think a man writes it. whats it CALLED
As an alpha male, I rebuke rollercoasters. I will not be jostled and flown along a silly track according to another man's engineering. Flipping around some pervert's dream. And what if I squeal??