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halo enjoyer. self proclaimed fact provider. toys & games player.

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@TheBSideMedley That’s a cool hat

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@IrishPropaganda The masses yearn for Mother Base

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was tweakin tf out yesterday at work so i got home and chose to fix some plumbing stuff to calm down. #middleaged #father #whosyourdaddy

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@awesomehalofan That’s the way she goes….

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me: i will bet DOZENS of dollars on mexico WHO’S WITH ME?

wife: what did you just say?

me: nothing

wife: are you gambling again?

me: no

wife: that’s it. IM done with you. Always the same. This is why you still have like 3 followers

You can change this. Follow

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i have a tradition of playing Metro games while listening to Joe List’s “I Hate Myself” comedy special once a year. Idk how it came to be but i don’t mind it

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@GnySgtKabar EAT CAKE!

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the money leaving my wallet the picosecond that steam summer sale began

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Rio Keep is a restaurant in Rio de Janeiro owned by a Sangheili named Peter.

Peter originally arrived on Earth to conquer & destroy it during the Human-Covenant war, but here he discovered something better than The Great Journey: latinas. He now loves Earth.

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whatever happened to dat boi? we REAAALLY oughta bring back dat boi. the world probably would heal through dat boi… or the change the worm my final massage could also work ig

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@Skykillerr2 Oohh mama

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@GnySgtKabar Very much so, boss!

Idk if u on console or PC, but if you have the option i highly recommend PC for this.

Absolutely nothing wrong with the console version, but the amount of mods can REALLY enhance the experience into a “vanilla+” type thing, not necessarily huge overhauls

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how we movin through school/residential streets

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who the hell voted liver failure

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Welcome to the first ever WOULD-YOU-RATHER WEDNESDAY!

In this very exciting show, we’ll present a very difficult question and let you choose your fate.

So with no further adieu,
Would you rather….

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@PiitchCherry Good golly this goes hard as hell

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@Cruhi_RYC PSICOBOT es la cabra ❤️

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@bobbberman Im sure it has to feel so good for a second before you get disintegrated

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what exactly do plasma pistol/rifle/carbine eject? Looks nasty and radioactive and harmful for humans. Ist es harmful for like Grunts or Elites or Jackals or a thicc oiled-up Skirmisher? Or is it like performance enhancing vapors for them?

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guys i came to borrow a book at my local The Library™️ and i think i got a little turned around i need directions i can’t find exit signs! this surely isn’t compliant with the city’s building guidelines. Help??

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@TheRealQuenny im more likely to watch a 3 hour “playing games part 46” video with a default thumbnail chosen by YT and 4 views than any AI generated thumbnail for what could be a very well thought out and scripted and edited vid