Haloick Oasis

Boston Red Sox Left Fielder ⚾

The thing about me that's so impressive is how infrequently I mention all of my successes.

#1 on the Humble List.

[Mitchell Schwartz @MitchSchwartz71]

Did you know Bryson hasn’t played in a couple months? I don’t think he’s mentioned it.

No excuses though…

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

Godspeed friends.

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[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

@johnkarony Yeah. Middle-aged father of 3 looking to invest. Whatever wannabe wolf on wallstreet YOLO rapper shitty Porsche thing that was needs to go. Don't make any rash calls or go live drunk. Press release and talk later or tomorrow. #TakeABreath #Safemoon

[Todd Haley @thetoddhaley]

This is starting to become troubling. Scripted? #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLV

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

Boston Red Sox - W
Whitehorse - W
Aruba Sea Serpents - W

All I do is win.

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

Thank you to everyone who hooked me up with an All-Star vote. Shout-out to Boston for believing in me enough to let me lead the league in plate attempts, now prob 40+. I couldn't have done any of it without my teammates, and I wouldn't have it any other way. #RedSox #ASGame

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

What does it mean to be the best leadoff hitter in GIB? The only person who knows what home base feels like under their feet?

Pretty good. #BlackKnights

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

I'll let you all in on blatantly obvious secret. Forget the AL, I give you the greatest pitcher in the MLR... He throws for the Red Sox. Folk, it's non-other than.... THATISNO "THE LION" PINETTAR! #VoteThatisnoASGame https://t.co/mLbhkT8XoO

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

Tied for first in AL Doubles and tied for second in AL Stolen Bases.... Think about it. #VoteHalo

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

Getting saucy..... Ohh baby.

Cthulhu you are our champion.

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

Ahh the early days.

[Borzou Daragahi 🖊🗒 @borzou]

Worried about whomever took this video, as they were out in the open near the Beirut blast with no barriers https://t.co/gb3JdVs9Hw

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

Bagod.

[Borzou Daragahi 🖊🗒 @borzou]

Stunning video shows explosions just minutes ago at Beirut port

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

@OtterHooligan @OaklandMLR @Fake_Red_Sox

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

@PorkTorkleton Hurry up and put your garbage swing in. Or are you too busy trying to come up with a horrible #PBEsim tweet? Zzzzzzz

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

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Dixon gave us a hell of a speech after a hard fought loss. Time to move forward and crush the Athletics. @PorkTorkleton is Gar'Bage. #GoTime

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

@JtLongbottoms @BrusdarGatorade I respect it.

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

Red Sox Rise

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[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

@BrusdarGatorade Trust me when I say that juicing is always better for performance than drinking Gatorade! #HaloJuiced

[Haloick Oasis @haloick]

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE BEST? It's simple. Do you have Halo Juice™? If yes, then you have what it takes! When someone asks you if you juice.... say YES! #GetHaloJuice #BroughtToYouByIoe
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