Okay the latest link-banning garbage was too much for me, so I went ahead and moved to Mastodon and it was not as hard as I thought, haha. Come join me! I'm at @halophile
Kid having a complete meltdown at the grocery store. The mom goes “Sweetheart, please use your words to tell me what’s wrong.” Kid sniffles, wipes his nose on his shirt, deep steadying breath, screams, “WHEN YOU TELL ME NO, IT SOUNDS BAD IN MY EARS AND FEELS BAD IN MY HEART!”
alphabet sketchbook thread! this is a tiny old address book i bought at a flea market many years ago. i drew/collaged something on each page that started with the letter on the tab. i'm just putting them all in a thread together here! 📔✨
@concavetriangle I, IMPERIOUSLY: Computer, I command you, make install
THE COMPUTER: [hisses]
I, STERNLY: I do strongly adjure thee, by thy name, $(hostname --fqdn), and in mine, $(id -u), and in the name of our master, $(id -u root)
THE COMPUTER: [shrieks, but cowers and submits]