Phil Halsey

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

@cmdanzer heard you were a boxer last weekend lol

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

@jesstucker09 do you want to build a snow man

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

@jesstucker09 NO

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

You know when the old man is in a good mood when he does wheelies in the backhoe across the field

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

@jesstucker09 no you had your chances

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

@jesstucker09 amen sister

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

All I want for Xmas is a new eye

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

GODS given me a pretty good hand

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

You'd think a brand new half million dollar tractor would come with the bugs worked out already

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

Bitches AINT shit till they're RAY RICED

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

Why does Dallas continue to play that tool tony romo my god he sucks

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

The flag I fly has them STARS AND STRIPES

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

Who in gods country wants to booze cruise this afternoon

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

@sage_bailey of all things a fucking bat got me so now birddog has to get rabbi shots every three days for the next month

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

I have to get shots for rabies for a month fuck me

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

Just a slight headache this am state fair wins again I hope @TRAVISR_CLARK goes to church to wash away his sins

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

Jerry Jones you dirty dog you

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

This rain is good for business #mynewstealhorse

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

I may or may not be an alcoholic this week been drinking all day everyday setting up this little party

[Phil Halsey @halsey_phil]

Just heard myself on the radio turns out I don't have a radio voice