hals

texas. attorney

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!”

@FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:

[Harbinger of corn 🇺🇸 @SkersOnTop]

Is there a slur for British people? If not we need to develop one ASAP

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

The European mind being American pilled by SEC football stadiums.

I’m gonna shed a tear.

[doogs @d00gs]

The United States should host the World Cup every year so we can just hear Europeans be the biggest bitches in the world

[Trav @NSC_Guru]

If I take one thing away from this World Cup it’s that Europeans cry about literally anything and everything

[Dan Wolken @DanWolken]

The Europeans are coming for the World Cup and learning about real culture.

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

I can already tell the World Cup discourse is going to be so fucking insufferable

Stadium dick measuring, public transportation complaints, and political commentary for the next month

The USA has a different culture than the rest of the world and people are shocked by it

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Connor Hellebuyck when America needs him most

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Waiting for a scheduled phone call

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

[۟ @shakchunny]

the horrifically evil concept of having to be employed while the olympics are going on

[Foster @foster_type]

Olympics are great because I'll have them on in the background not really paying attention and then in the space of 15 minutes I'll become deeply personally invested in an individual outcome.

[Nicole Shirman @nicolefshirman]

“How many times have you watched this since yesterday?”

Me: Yes https://t.co/f7QsAMSGOm

[: @_dxllz7]

how i look putting on do not disturb then checking to see if they disturbed me.

[michigan natty champs enjoyer @pldoubleds]

so happy for my close personal friends the us figure skating team

[ali 𑣲 @ibuprofenbarbii]

how january was

[hera @shiningdaisies]

sometimes even a sexy funny queen like me has hard days

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

not the way i do it