Hallie Tarpley

A warm body.

[Caroline Surratt @CarolineSurratt]

Does Taylor know they won’t let you get white wine in the souvenir cup?? Seems antithetical #TSTheErasTourFilm @taylornation13 @taylorswift13

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

You know what's really great? We told Betty White that we loved her while she was still alive.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i.... can’t believe oprah asked this

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Can you wear white to the second impeachment?

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

We do like the boyfriend. All boyfriends face a steep climb.

[abby govindan @abbygov]

bro I looked up how long the Black Plague lasted in an attempt to reassure myself about corona and that shit lasted 800 years are you for real 😭

[The President Show @PresidentShow]

Who says the president can't go up and down gentle slopes? He almost does it without help.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

dont lie u did it bc shes hot

[Hallie Tarpley @halstarps]

Hmmm am I crazy or is Freddy hot????

[Hallie Tarpley @halstarps]

@Allrecipes @RobertBEnglund @LangenkampH @hmadisoncollins

[Hallie Tarpley @halstarps]

Speaking of, has anybody seen my juul? I accidentally threw across the bar in th east village 3 weeks ago

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While I like the Vaping alternative to Cigarettes, we need to make sure this alternative is SAFE for ALL! Let’s get counterfeits off the market, and keep young children from Vaping!

[Hallie Tarpley @halstarps]

In @taylorswift13’s new song #LoverOutNow she pronounces guitar as “giiit-tar” so I’m thinking this counts as a return to the country genre?? Thoughts??

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Happy #lefthandersday to all my fellow southpaws out there 🤚🏽

May your smudges be few and your left seat empty ✏️

[Hallie Tarpley @halstarps]

@m0na_w 1, 2, 3, 4

I DECLARE A THUMB WAR

[Hallie Tarpley @halstarps]

@jackieehanna Skkerrrtttt - whose tequila are you drinking?

[Lolo @TheLoMo]

Red Dead Redemption 3: When all the women of #Alabama come together and then our periods sync and we tear down the old white men that keep ruining everything...

Oh and we ride unicorns instead of horses🦄

[Hallie Tarpley @halstarps]

@m0na_w PREACH

[Hallie Tarpley @halstarps]

Anyone have any tips for smoking cigarettes? In need of a new hobby

[Hallie Tarpley @halstarps]

@atomoboy35209 Just a product of my environment !

[Hallie Tarpley @halstarps]

“Ow Ow, look at that cold piece of ass!” -one necrophiliac to another