hallè taylor

all mines

[A David Fan Account @beggywilliamz]

My god, Jacqui, you don’t need a husband you need a psychiatrist
#mafs #mafsau

[Sahar A @Sahar_A_Writes]

The absolute gall of this superficial toad who signs up to #MAFSAU knowing the drill, then complains Katie - who's gorgeous - isn't his "type" while he himself could pass for a steamrolled big toe, then tells Australia he "doesn't judge a book by its cover". In the bin, Tim #MAFS

[hallè taylor @haltaylorx]

X2 Gflip tickets for Glasgow SWG3 Tonight for sale

[hallè taylor @haltaylorx]

@lee_meikle28 Still there ?

[hallè taylor @haltaylorx]

@xemmaraex These sold ?

[hallè taylor @haltaylorx]

Anyone selling a riverside ticket for today ?

[hallè taylor @haltaylorx]

@LewisCapaldi can I cut your hair ? Ramskull, Dumbarton road x 😉😉

[hallè taylor @haltaylorx]

Anyone selling a Friday TRNSMT ticket ?

[hallè taylor @haltaylorx]

WHERE IS THE SUMMER !?

[hallè taylor @haltaylorx]

Why does a subway always smell soooo good

[young stroker the body snatcher @sideshowtarz]

“elephant in the room” is the funniest saying cuz imagine an elephant in the room fr. u cant ignore that. some serious shit going on

[b.b @benoobrown]

Absolutely no one:

My brain every 5 seconds: my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds

[andy @heyitsandy_]

took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

after nearly six months of my check engine light being on I’m happy to announce that it just went off by itself. problem solved!

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked a group of kids "If you could go anywhere on a school trip, where would you go?"
They spared no expense
A THREAD

[hallè taylor @haltaylorx]

@Darren_Mckazza 😂😂😂

[Ma NishTanya ㋛ @FailedYentl]

2005: spends £30 on ringtones 2022: Phone has been on silent for 8 years

[🫁 @leosunshakti]

due to personal reasons and mercury retrograde i have decided that my new year will actually start in February🤎

[lils @misslily_d]

hang in there ppl 6 weeks until March!! Warmer days, daffodils, longer evenings & new beginnings

[hallè taylor @haltaylorx]

my heart melts when I see rizo dreaming, her wee paws moving and the wee noises she makes 🥰