hal westwood

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

if you had asked me five minutes ago “how big is plymouth rock” i would have been so so wrong

[kevin graham @itskevingraham]

checking a brand account you used to run the socials for is like seeing what your ex is up to

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Wait for it

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

those nature valley granola bars need to come with an ashtray

[sad oat @sad_oat]

if i text you “🦍” just know it means you’ll be in my heart

[Mariam🍃 @mariam_elian]

Best thing i’ve seen in a while.

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

I need to stay off twitter before I start speaking my mind forreal

[AARON @lidolmix]

blake lively’s dress inspired by the oxidation process of the statue of liberty. #MetGala2022

[Stephen Semler @stephensemler]

The amount Elon Musk just paid for Twitter ($44 billion) is nearly equal to Biden’s proposed climate budget ($44.9 billion), in case anyone's wondering how seriously we’re taking the climate crisis

[Chris Albon @chrisalbon]

Someone at Pixar deleted all of Toy Story 2 and the backup hadn't worked for a month, and the only reason we saw that movie was b/c someone on maternity leave had a copy of it on her home computer.

Her name is Galyn Susman and she is now the producer for the new Lightyear movie!

[Symea @SYMEA]

Beware. She can move in any direction.

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

i love a man with a bedtime. boys don't need to be staying up late and having thoughts. that's how we ended up with the stock market

[Chris Castellani @Castellani2014]

A grossly, and I mean GROSSLY underrated comedy

[rohan @rohanrkumar]

bro i SCHEDULED a good morning email to this girl…. i am down bad

[yosnier @Yosnier_]

2021's full moons <3

[VIEW @viewsoff]

Colours of the sky.