Hals

@jordan_sharp10_ is my hubby 🌹

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

I could really use a mean Tweet and forgo a ground war with Russia right about now.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This is the greatest Twitter thread ever

[Hals @halyeee_]

i just wanna see something.. like this if you used to go to amped up😂

[prettygirlscult 💫 @prettygirlscult]

my toxic trait: i'll wake up on time, but lay in bed until i'm late

[krissssy🎀 @LovelyKrissy__]

Nobody:
Me: fuck it imma just buy it, I’ll make the money back

[Hals @halyeee_]

do you ever piss yourself off so bad by looking at stuff that you know will piss you off cuz same

[StepMom Marie 🖤 @mariebabyyyyy_]

Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out

[Hals @halyeee_]

so fucking exhausted 😴 😔

[Jesse from X 🇲🇽 @ijessegarcia]

Amen

[GRACIE 👞 @ohgracieoguns]

-Are you crying?
Me: No
-Look at me
Me:

[Hals @halyeee_]

we are so FUCKED😡😰

[V🦂 @vxprada]

being a virgo is hard work btw we just make it look easy

[Hals @halyeee_]

this shit is scary