Halle B

Halle like Halle Berry. call me Halz so I know it's real

[Halle B @halz_balz]

Me: *hops on scale*....
*number flashes*
Me: "Fake news. Sad!"

[Halle B @halz_balz]

@deirdrekwalsh @NPR They are absolute clowns

[Halle B @halz_balz]

Tik tok down on a Friday….#tiktokdown

[Halle B @halz_balz]

Tik tok outage on a Friday…#tiktokdown

[Halle B @halz_balz]

ppl who sleep normally and have 0 insomnia are so funny to me. They’ll be like, “have you tried melatonin? that always knocks me out”

[Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal]

the cdc said yall have to hang out w me

[Halle B @halz_balz]

See I could get a dog but then I have to make small talk with the owners of the friends they make? I’ll pass thx

[Halle B @halz_balz]

The world wasn’t worthy of this wonderful woman

[pop culture @gagasyuyi]

princess diana shaking the hand of an aids victim with no gloves on, a move that would work to reduce aids stigma & help prove that aids is not spread by skin to skin contact (1991).

[Halle B @halz_balz]

Popping blackheads is a form of intimacy don’t tell me otherwise

[Halle B @halz_balz]

@CoachMaskedTone Green tea you mean dirty dish water 🙂

[Halle B @halz_balz]

My God the bar is so low we aren’t used to having such an efficient president

[Halle B @halz_balz]

@FLOTUS @VickyisGrateful I love you Jill

[Halle B @halz_balz]

@CNN Force feed him Kraft Mac n Cheese

[Halle B @halz_balz]

@C_lassy23 The vaccine takes time to be effective and there are two doses. I think he’s referring to the surge in cases and hospitalizations and how that will impact the country until this vaccine reaches more people

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Dads Who Reached Peak Dad In 2020 https://t.co/sDpq76ZHwi

[Halle B @halz_balz]

@MikeDoesData Not only an average runner but an ultra runner. I’m honestly super sold on this guy!¡

[Halle B @halz_balz]

@theconorryan Yesss b. Welcome to the resistance

[Halle B @halz_balz]

Be honest, do you want what @amazon and I have ?¿

[Halle B @halz_balz]

@_etherealsouls 338

[Halle B @halz_balz]

Decided to go buck wild and ask my mother for roller blades for Xmas...

If you see me flashing you whilst performing my sick blading tricks mind your bizness

[Halle B @halz_balz]

why do newly engaged gals address their fresh fiancé by their first and middle name? Do they think we will confuse them with someone else?