Mr Trent

my spec: ssff

[Mr Trent @ham33d_0]

https://t.co/erUyb2SblH Information Technology

Lived it. Did not love it.

Farewell Academia.

[Mr Trent @ham33d_0]

after this masters, anything school I don wash my hand commot
I no do again

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

IT guy: so now you press any button to continue.
Me:*presses power button.*
IT guy:

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

FT: 0-0 😂😂

[🍂 @tahyvr_]

brentford chairman seeing brazil reduce igor thiago market value

[Obi Rational @Obi_Rational]

@Coinvo Why does the IMF always suggest taxing the poor, but never tells the government to reduce the cost of governance? Cut the massive convoys, political allowances, and corruption first, then we can talk about citizen taxes.

[MAKANAKI @black_bhoy_]

Relationship dey kîll privacy bro

You fit dey reason life as man, make dey plaster you video call by 11pm

If you no pick - "Oh so you're online and you don't want to talk to me

If you pick, off camera - "Let me see your face or you're not alone"

If you pick and you no flow with the talk - "If you're not in the mood to talk, you could have just said so and not pick up"

God please😭😭

[#41 @A11sttttt]

Made eye contact with a 10/10 today then a few hours later i saw myself on a tiktok video titled "Being a woman in 2026"

[omemma @0hamadik3]

@terrificprodigy "so this noise is because of 4k shawarma?? this is why i avoid poor men, always angry over little things ugh"

[arthur fleck @brunfocused]

2nd year uni this girl left me for an older guy, I tried to get closure. Her friends sat me down to explain how because we were the same age it wouldn’t work she should be with someone older, more established(💵) 👍🏾 now I’m stable, internet says I should date people my age?? 😂

[arthur fleck @brunfocused]

@triplecee009 Oooh nooo what shall I do

[banjo. @NotToxiccc]

I used to buy two shawarma when i was dating my now ex girlfriend every week. One for her and one for me when money enters my hand. We dated for four years. I was broke one good week, she went to buy one shawarma and turned her back to me until she was done eating it.

[.𝚎𝚟𝚒 @evydenzz]

“me hanging out with nepo kids”

Nepo 1: “who ever loses this round pays the 250k bill”

[Mr Telvin | Cake Artist 🍰 @thatguytelvin]

Fr, a dry bathroom floor instantly improves my mood. I can’t explain it, but it does.

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Love after 25 is different. You’re not looking for sparks. You’re looking for stability, kindness and shared goals. You’ve outgrown games and butterflies. You’re craving peace, emotional safety, and someone whose future aligns with yours.

[𝔸ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕊🗡️ @Evander611]

But you expect a man who has a car and a nice apartment to respect women?

[ajay @1meajay]

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Let me tell you something guys, try get yourself a car, sacrifice that weed, club and everyday alcohol money, say No to as much billing as you can and save as much as you can to get yourself a car. Having a car is a very good feeling.

[Made Nigga 🇦🇷 @iam_goje]

Arewa women see nana Khadija as role model but the part that she helped the prophet financially is where they draw the line .🤣🤣🤣

[🛸 @mvcciido_szn]

two scammers have met each other, them go use una head lie like mad

[Mardortii @mardortii]

Weather for Two Kerh, war dey come I dey prepare for bandit 💔😂😂

[Prasenjit @Star_Knight12]

master's degree used to guarantee a job, now it doesn't even guarantee an interview